Eating lunch was awesome!

Look what I had for lunch!

A sesame stir fry with chicken sandwich! Yum-o.

Did I eat lunch yet today?

The answer is no.

I need to eat lunch today.

I'm sure the entire internet will benefit from this information.

Assorted facts.

1. The Canary Islands were named after canaries.
2. The word "greedy" was formed by adding the "-y" suffix to the end of the word "greed".
3. The song "Every Move You Make" was intended to be a romantic song about a couple whose feelings for each other are mutual.
4. The word "uncouth" was formed by adding the "un-" prefix to the word "couth".
5. Bats are completely blind.
6. "Versus" is a verb, and you can "verse" someone by competing against them.

Gorram it, Obama!

I thought I disliked Obama last year, but this year, what he's done takes the cake. Literally.

Obama recently signed into law a spending bill that authorizes the use of American tax dollars towards the creation of a 2:1 scale replica of the White House made entirely out of cake. You read that right -- 2:1 scale replica. The cake will be twice as long, wide, and high as the actual White House! The worst part is that $2 billion of taxpayer money will be baked inside the cake, so while American citizens struggle to make ends meet, people in Washington D.C. will be literally eating money!

I'm getting sick to my stomach thinking about it.

Are you a boy or a Gir?

I've discovered how to embed YouTube videos directly in the post. Excellent.

The video below demonstrates the gameplay of a video game from Vietnam. It is truly one of the best games of all time, especially thanks to the gripping dialogue.

It's music time!

In honor of Alan, my dead TI-80 calculator, I have chosen to provide links to multiple YouTube videos of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", Alan's favorite song of all time. It is a very good song, and one that will always move me to tears when I hear it.

Video 1
Video 2
Video 3

No more puzzles.

I never thought I would see the day when I'd be making this post, but it is with deep regret that I inform you that this blog, known as "A Cleverly-Titled Logic Puzzle Blog", must go through what is known as Network Decay. I have decided to make this blog about everything besides logic puzzles. The name will remain the same, though, because of this "search engine optimization" stuff I've read about. I will no longer be able to post logic puzzles on here, due to the death of Alan, my TI-80 graphing calculator. In today's economy, I won't be able to afford a new calculator, but even if I could, over 10 years of prodigious programming has been completely lost, rendering me unable to create more puzzles.

Oh, yeah, the puzzles on this blog were created entirely using Alan, because I don't know how to actually create a puzzle. I probably should have been more up-front about this since I started blogging on LiveJournal so many years ago. I'm really sorry.